The interview...

Thank you for attending this interview today. Why don't you tell me about yourself.

Umm...Well, I graduated from Harvard with a Masters degree in business. Then I started my own business creating slogans for Mac & Cheese. I sold them to Kraft after a few short years and retired early. I got bored quick, decided to work again and here I am.

Um, I'm gonna have to check on that info. Excuse me while I make a quick call...

"Hi mom, can you Google something for me?"

Am I over-qualified?